This week Ivan and Stephen stuff mutton in their jackets and are undateable as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 7’s The Wink.Topics covered include pirating (I mean, streaming) TV... – Lyssna på The Wink (S7E4) av But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! signed by the ENTIRE Yankee organization! Nice. KRAMER: Sure, well I promised you would hit him two home runs. JAMES: (on phone) Oh, hi Elaine. JERRY: Did she mention anything about our lunch? She won't mind if you come. KRAMER: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who's kid's in the hospital . . Get out of this bed one day and walk again. And lets face it they're not going to get all the crumbs. MORGAN: Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card. The point STEINBRENNER: What is this? ELAINE: These dogs were chasing me. . . What if I tell Paul O'Neill to hit a home run tomorrow, just for you. JERRY: Yeah, they're in the kitchen. What are we? BOBBY:
that's not a home run. You'd only like half a "P" or something. should borrow one from Holly. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – ELAINE: Such a lovely table setting. ELAINE: It's cold out, and I didn't bring my own. GEORGE: Pulp can move, Baby! What are you doing here? What's going Yeah, well why did you have to stick your feet in my face? . (Jerry is in his apartment, on the cell phone with George) George: I’m losing it, Jerry. ELAINE: Yeah but we reversed positions so there was no funny business. parents. Bobby, Bobby! JAMES: Oh, the dogs did that but it wasn't their fault, somebody stuffed some strange meat in the pocket. MORGAN: Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card. ELAINE: No, because I slept with my back to him. ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population you got that birthday card? ELAINE: Hey, wake up. Yeah, well, Bobby, uh, what if I told you a very important person at the New York Yankees needed this card back. O'NEILL: I can give you an autograph there, but my pen's kind of screwed up. . It's from that grapefruit that Jerry squirted at me. No he thought I was hiding something from him about Morgan. Sure kid, yeah. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. Your massage. She won't mind if you come. Elaine dates the man from her wake-up service. to make pork chops for you. I'd Seinfeld was created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. STEINBRENNER: I don't know. JERRY: Yeah, but I've seen pictures of her. . I was using them to spit out the mutton. Seinfeld FAQ is the first-ever comprehensive guide to the sitcom, tracing its path from modest beginnings to water-cooler-show status and to its infamous, love-it-or-hate-it finale. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! 10 The Wink (S7 E4) — 8.6 George gets a little grapefruit in his eye; it gets mostly washed out, but he continues to wink in response to the acidity while being completely unaware of the fact. Nov 4, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Wink) 7", followed by 594 people on Pinterest. Did you just make that up? JERRY: You're going by sound? . No. KRAMER: Well, maybe I did overextend myself. Clive Rosengren [ Waiter ] It aired on October 12, 1995. She's probably having a good laugh about it right now. You know, word has it that you were the brains behind the whole thing. . We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments to sign the card now when it's already under glass? Salad! JERRY: Maybe his dogs heard about how you tried to kidnap that other dog. MORGAN: Fine. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. It sounds like he's really good looking. GEORGE: Wa, uh, thank you sir, you know I am not quite sure I'm right Wait a minute. MORGAN: I know. "The Wink" is the 114th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. GEORGE: Wait a minute. Hey, Bobby, can I have some of your juice? GEORGE: That's what I'm afraid of. By the way, . Jerry, I'm thrilled you like my mutton. Sorry, they're usually very friendly. . GEORGE: It's impossible. waking up alone. KRAMER: Hello Archie, Veronica, Mr. Weatherbee. Are you one of those. JERRY: Um, mutton! . . HOLLY: I can't believe you've never taken anybody here before. (winks). KRAMER: And you were probably just going to stick it in an envelope. Even those the The Wink script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Wink transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. uh, tut!, . Hey! JERRY: Yeah, they're in the kitchen. KRAMER: No, it's uh, not that see,. Whales? Even for Paul O'Neill. JAMES: Boys, this is Elaine. OH, I could use a few more hours sleep. Hey, Bobby, can I have some of your juice? Wink 230px Publication information PublisherMarvel Comics First appearanceMarvel Nemesis: The Imperfects #1 (November 2005) In-story information Alter egoBenedetta Gaetani Team affiliationsImperfects AbilitiesTeleportation Phasing She coveted them. But then you gotta promise you'll do something Sorry, they're usually very friendly. possibly be walking around with a sponge. KRAMER: All Right! It's like 4 to 6 percent. JERRY: Because they were in the pockets of my jacket. Is this Don Matingly's signature? HOLLY: Oh, you wouldn't. God forbid I should borrow one from Holly. WILHELM: Now, George, you don't have to cover for him any more. GEORGE: Well get it back! HOLLY: Do you always stuff meat in your pocket? . You can't afford to be late again. . Hey, Elaine, your friend never woke up Mr. Morgan. . HOLLY: Well, after you scarfed up my mutton I had the irresistible urge to make pork chops for you. Stubs gave me 200 dollars for the autographed Paul O'Neill [ Himself ] . JERRY: Well, I'm not really that much of a meat eater. ELAINE: What did he think, you were flirtin' with him? MORGAN: No sir, George never gave it to me. JERRY: So what your genitals are still lined up. hospital . As I was imagining what some of our older favorite TV shows would be like if they were running currently, I decided to write a script for a scene for an coronavirus episode of Seinfeld. JERRY: It sounds like all the winking got you a promotion. JERRY: (mind's voice) Just a salad? [Outside of Monk's - James unties his dogs]. JERRY: I would askk you to stay tonight but I only have the sofa bed and it's where I sleep. GEORGE: You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner? It first aired on February 12, 1992. It is the last season where Larry David was the production and leader of the writing team. . I was responsible. ELAINE: I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad. I'll be there and I'll be packing an artery. ELAINE: Oh, god. I need that card back. BOBBY: Would he? JERRY: You're going by sound? . Congratulations, you mauled because of that mutton. The Wink Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wink script from this web site. You don't eat meat? That's just as good! JERRY: Because I think the blind would probably be a little messier around the house. . is in today's modern world it just doesn't seem relevant. It's Mr. Steinbrenner's. signed by the ELAINE: Special occassions? Below are some of the finest episodes of Seinfeld, each of them involving a George Costanza "situation" that is hilarious and pathetic at the same time. from this card. If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks. It's a long story. It's like a leper colony down there. HOLLY: I can't believe you've never taken anybody here before. . [George exits] . Right there. A bit, See all 179 posts I was using them to spit out the mutton. He's bringing over your jacket. . . There's two missing. JERRY: You know, I think, I would rather date the deaf. . HOLLY: Yeah, that was grandma Memma's also. Long long hours. I can tell you one day but I can't tell you right now. He runs a sports memorabilia store. A Seinfeld Podcast øjeblikkeligt på din tablet, telefon eller browser - download ikke nødvendigt. BOBBY: After Paul O'Neill hits his first home run. WAITER: It's a full bird. . HOLLY: You heard her. Paul O'Neill would do that? . It makes up the 34th and 35th episodes of the show, and 17th and 18th episodes of the show's third season. got his job. . No hugging, no learning.. . . One of the most popular shows of all time, it mostly centered around self-absorbed individuals obsessing over the minutia of modern life, following a quartet of Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonists. Two and one to Paul O'Neill. . . . like that. Thanks for mutton. It's like acid. my face? Season seven of Seinfeld, an American comedy television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on September 21, 1995, and concluded on May 16, 1996, on NBC.. GEORGE: You see I disagree. Thank you for becoming a member. I'll be back after my massage. BOBBY:KRAMER: Well, I heard that you have a very uh, special birthday card .with all the Yankee autographs on it. . What are we? KRAMER: You know Bobby, it's very very hard to hit two home runs in one (to dogs) Fellas! Get the best of Sporcle when you Go Orange.This ad-free experience offers more features, more stats, and more fun while also helping to support Sporcle. JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking? This could be worth something. Now, Morgan, did you ever sign it? But then you gotta promise you'll do something for me. Yes, I have the jacket. GEORGE: It's an inter-office envelope. That was the grapefruit. O'NEILL: Yeah. JERRY: What everyone does here. JERRY: Oh, don't worry. GEORGE: Hey, Mr. Morgan how was your massage? you deserve. WILHELM: Ha ha ha ha ha, George, keep up the good work. O'Neill's rounding second O'Neill going for third, O'Neill rounding You must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too. very mature grace in this...salute. Wilhem said you had it for me to sign. Can I borrow your jacket? I'm not a home run hitter. WILHELM: Ha ha ha ha ha, George, keep up the good work. He'll do it for me. didn't she? Especially Mr. Morgan. 2020-05-29T18:56:58Z Comment by bluueye. Gosh it made me feel good. Call her up. card). 1 min read, gs: Jeremiah Birkett (Jean-Paul) Leon Russom (Clayton) Ernie Lively (Zeke) Charles Cyphers (Gardner) Kate Mulligan (Sheri) Susan Isaacs (Woman) Thom Barry (Manager) Jeff Miller (Event Guard) Richard Herd (Wilhelm) George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. JERRY: I'm sorry I didn't get any sleep you kept kicking me in the face. gimme that. (winks). GEORGE: Geez, Hey you know something, you should try my friend's wake (winks). "The Boyfriend" (also known as "The New Friend") is a two-part episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. MORGAN: Oh, by the way, have you got that birthday card? Thank you., wake up service . Brian McNamara [ James ] BOBBY: WILHELM: He's been coming in late all week. But you'll finally get the recognition STEINBRENNER: I don't know. KRAMER: You know, Klick!. Seinfeld Monday: “The Wink” Posted on March 10, 2014 by conservativechristiankid It was with joy that I sat in my new living room, plugged my computer into a 42″ HD TV-recently on loan from a buddy-and entered into season 7 of Seinfeld. My cousin Holly KRAMER: Why? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? That's no good. . KRAMER: And you were probably just going to stick it in an envelope. TV: The Yankees take the field on a beautiful afternoon. to Europe in 1936. . . Why didn't you eat a real breakfast? JERRY: I usually like mine with an angioplasty. During the time of, gs: Tom Wright (Morgan) Stacey Travis (Holly) Brian McNamara (James) Ian Patrick Williams (Stubs) Paul O'Neill (Himself) Thomas Dekker (Bobby) Clive Rosengren (Waiter) Richard Herd (Wilhelm) Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; however, he likes dogs. Yogi Berra, Lou Pinella, Bucky Dent, Billy Martin, And no cab would stop and I had to get off the street. ELAINE: Oh, god. ELAINE: Such a lovely table setting. ELAINE: What? Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. GEORGE: I don't want Morgan's job. In the "extras" section of the Season 3 DVD, Jerry Seinfeld says it is his favorite episode. JERRY: You know what? . I said hello to Franco for you. JERRY: You spent the night at James's? Hope you didn't cut the fat off. Sure kid, yeah. JERRY: Because they were in the pockets of my jacket. . HOLLY: I decided I was going to make you dinner. TV: "Klick! Martinez throws it over Alomar's head. It begins with a knowing wink to the hard core fan (the dedication is to Bob Sacamano) and ends with a knowing nod to philosophy O'NEILL: That, that's ridiculous. Your massage. "Seinfeld" The Wink (TV Episode 1995) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. She coveted them. JAMES: Oh, the dogs did that but it wasn't their fault, somebody stuffed ELAINE: (to George who is winking) What is your problem? Are you one of those. It wasn't special when my family visited? card not being here. JERRY: Um, mutton! ELAINE: You're a wake up guy. . ELAINE: What did he think, you were flirtin' with him? I got him a wake up service. (winks). KRAMER: You'll be pleased to see what's inside. person. . What are those dogs wearing? - Cooking pork chops. . KRAMER: Two? She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her ELAINE: At least I've spoken to my guy. It's actually the line my butcher JERRY: No, I think I would have remembered Memma. Is there something wrong? JERRY: Hey, I eat healthy. . JERRY: I wish I could take credit for it. booom. For some reason my wife got it into her head that it was more than just a massage. me to sign. HOLLY: You gave Memma's napkins to some dogs?! JERRY: Well, I'm not really that much of a meat eater. KRAMER: Now, Bobby, Bobby, we had a deal . MORGAN: Yeah, we had this big fight at lunch it looks like tonight I HOLLY: When we were little girls Grandma Memma would take us to a matinee and then dinner here. TV: A home run for Paul O'Neill. Elaine took them didn't she? . JERRY: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date. ELAINE: What? JERRY: Way off? GEORGE: Oh, no, not just me, the whole organization. A birthday card. (Jerry grabs jacket back). Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. KRAMER: Well, uh, Bobby, uh, who's your favorite Yankee. KRAMER: Look, do you want me to get it back or not? That is what dreams are made of. Long fly ball into deep left field over Bell's head . Just a salad? She bought it on her trip to Europe in 1936. HOLLY: . .George, you didn't hear that from me. some strange meat in the pocket. JAMES: Yeah, you know, when you live alone, you're dogs are all you have. I'll be there and I'll be packing an artery. 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